蕭教授

This nice lady stopped as I stopped to rest my body a bit today...

She said something like, "are you XXX..."

I tried to understand what she was saying but it was nothing like my name.

Yet, that XXX part actually sounds like 蕭教授...

She moved on after I said no....

Then, I thought to myself...

蕭教授....

Maybe I am 蕭教授....

起嘯(瘋) and 會叫的野獸

In addition,
蕭張本一家

lol